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Mail-in-bots

A droid that was created by liberal democrats with the single purpose to take down Donald Trump and establish Marxist theory on all of American society.
(After further investigation, this invention has been proven to be a false claim made by Trump in order to destroy the election process. Anyone who believes this needs help. Like...now.)

"Its rigged! The radical Left is using their 'millins' of mail-in-bots in order to ruin the country, which I've done a great job of controlling, probably the best job anyone's ever done."-Donald J Trump 2020 while high on cocaine.

by KosherBob January 6, 2021

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Flame Mail

A nasty email sent to complain, ridicule, or chastise the recipient, or readers.

"I was so mad about her comments in the meeting, I sent out a flame mail to enitire office, telling her off."

by Profkingfish April 29, 2006

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Maile-Ian

1.) Those two people you think are dating at first but for some reason are just friends
2.) The sad case when a guy likes a girl and the girl knows but views him as a brother

Dude did you see those two on the bus last Tuesday? I can't believe they aren't dating! They're like the epitome of a Maile-Ian!

by piratesforthewin September 21, 2012


T-mail

another word for text message, made up in a song by Kota Minyota in a freestyle over J Cole's "Can't Get Enough" instrumental

"So the females hit the t-mail, tryna get close to us" - Kota Minyota

by X-quisite November 23, 2011


mail fail

Sending an email that you think drives your point home, but is lost on the recipient. This could be dmail or a CLM depending on the context. Often used by people born before 1999 as a method of communication.

Chad's email said that he liked her better than Troy Aikman. But she didn't understand this mail fail, was he gay, or does he just like football a lot?

by The mad shatter November 15, 2017


ESP Mail

The information, usually from a superior in an organization or from an institution with which you do business, that you never received, but which they think you should have intuitively known despite how arcane the information is.

"My boyfriend said I didn't get him for his birthday what he'd been hinting at. I guess I didn't get the ESP Mail."
"My boss said that I didn't get a raise because I didn't do everything he told me to do, even though I showed him the email he sent requesting it and the proof that I did everything it required...and more..., he said that I hadn't done everything he expected me to do"
"I thought I'd get 50% off my purchase at X*Y^Z.com as they indicated but I didn't because of requirements they don't mention anywhere on their website."

by alienmindtrick February 11, 2010


Title mail

An E-mail that contains its message in its title

Title mail>What are you up to

by Shredzilla February 21, 2009