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When you stick popcorn kernels in a girls pussy and then fuck her to make enough friction and heat to pop the kernels.
We gave our kids a snack after we used the popcorn maker
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The popcorn maker sure is a lot cheaper than buying a microwave.
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"Carful movin' that fridge, Pop - don't want you to throw your baby maker outta whack!"
"Did you hear about Sally? She had half her baby maker stuff cut out by the doc - all ate up with the cancer she was."
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A butt, ass, or fatty. Usually only refered to as 'dookie maker' if it is of considerable size, because if its not, its not worth mentioning.
(As a girl walks by)
Damn! You see the Dookie Maker on her?!?!?
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A forensic pathologist who performs autopsies. After the organs are removed from the thoracic and abdominal cavities, what's left somewhat resembles a canoe.
"Gertrude, whose heretofore delicate beauty had ceased to continue living a few hours prior to the arrival of Inspector Lee Xiong 'Rusty' Fong, lay peacefully now among the daffodils and butterflies -- as well as among abundant evidence of foul play. Though Inspector Fong suspected he knew which wound would prove to be the fatal one -- that being the one that put two meters' distance between Gertrude's fourth and fifth cervical vertebrae -- he knew, nonetheless, that this was a case for the canoe-maker, Dr. Penelope 'Chui' Frankelburger."
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A person who puts their own cum into candles to make them better
Jake Colman
Jake Colman is such a candle maker with amanda brown
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While getting head, grab the girls neck forcing your cock down her throat until she throws up.
After I gave her the "pizza maker" she cleaned up the mess.
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(n) 1. A polite term for a male OR females reproductive organ.
2. Someone who has many, many children.
3. One who makes babies. (Often a prostitute)
(v) 4. The act of teabagging.
1. "Oh, you kicked him right in the baby maker!"
2. "Look at that baby maker over there. She's practically juggling those babies!"
3. "I'm going to head over the baby maker today to see what she has in stock. Do you need one while I'm there?"
4. "I can't believe he baby-makered my corpse!"
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