Xi Jinpings half brother
Xi Zedong Mao Jinping jumped off a bridge on January 31, 2023
A god that takes the form of an everyday cat. His cat name is Denji but he is actually the all powerful Den Mao.
Bro I asked the Den Mao to stop the rain if I gave him more servitude and he did. Just don’t make it mad or it’ll eat your soul.
Highest king and founder of the Kekeke dynasty, which rules over Billistan until today.
He appears to be extremely inbred, which caused him to lose the ability to meow properly.
I had such an honor to be scratched by King Leo the Mao today. I feel so blessed.
a random word you can write on your hand
"i was just writing something and it came out as mao
Shortened of LMAO, its way easier to say
I fucked ur sister last night.
MAO (instead of LMAO)
Mao is the blueprint of all Archangel members. Mao is pure, and clean.
Mao loves everyone dearly.
Mao is Dahling
Person 1: Mao.
Person 2: Aoaoao.
Person 1: Mao. Mao mao. 🐎
- @mariiahstruely (twtter)