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Marcel is the type of guy who's a complete silly goose. He's never had candy, he takes Spanish, and he's really annoying (just kidding luv you bro). He is really just a dark-haired version of 2012 Justin Bieber and he's pretty cool. Yellow is life and he is a firm believer that 9+10=21. He is a secret unearthly being in a skinny 11 year-olds body.
Wow, you make me feel like the luckiest Marcel in the world!
Oh my gosh, you're making me feel like a Marcel!
He has a very big penis, that matches the size of his nose. He also never goes outside en sits in attic playing Rust. Used to be a big boi. Now he's chubby and het sense of humor looks to be non-existent.
Marcel is a papi
Strong winds seem to come from Marcel's nose.
The act of sticking a cucumber with a small hole into the vagina of a woman. Then while it is inside the woman you simply fill the hole with semen. Once this has been fulfilled you leave the cucumber in so that it will ferment into a pickle. With said pickle you give it to a person named Marcel.
Guy 1: Hey do you know what would be absolutely hilarious??
Guy 2: No, tell me what you are thinking.
Guy 1: We should do a Dirty Marcel
Kool aid guy: Oh yeah!
Simply, the dominating ability of making any couch awesome. Like climbing Everest, this skill should be the ultimate goal that you set for yourself; one that has many obstacles in the way of achieving, however, once achieved the reward is great. Should you be so lucky to see a BAMF performing this feat, consider yourself lucky.
Give that guy a cookie, because he just started marcelling.
If you meet a lightskin man named Marcelles you will soon find out he is very racist. He will call u the N-word with the hard R several times. He also has a catch phrase of "Shut up you're balck!"
Real niggah from west east coast. Cannot find a real chick, but really nice dicks.
Oh shit, you´re a Marcel Avecado