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When John's Marriage, he had to work long hours, listen to his wife's long boring stories and then do the chores, all while she got drunk on wine and watched Oprah all day long.
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The death of all joy.
An expensive hobby.
Marriage has been known to be the bringer of reality, crushing dreams, and ending your belief in such things as fairy tales and love.
Ahould not be taken lighlty. But sometimes, too often, is just a joke. Not a true commitment, but just another word.
Enter with care, if you dare do so at all.
"Hes leaving, and all my dreams are crushed into pieces, like my heart, on the floor...I suppose theres no such thing as 'Happily every after'...i feel so stupid"
"Oh, girl you sound so cynical!...Let me guess? Your marriage ended ALREADY?"
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a mistake
dont do it....
dear lord.... PLEASE DONT DO IT
guy: Yo, this sucks
guy2: yeah, just like marriage
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A cage meant to hold you from your future, or take all your money.
When he visited her, she'd mentioned marriage and divorce, and how in divorce she would win...
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The most expensive way in order to get a woman for free everyday.
Marriage blewed my credit card again !!!
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A legal document, whereby 2 insane people, intentionally lie by contractually agreeing to a perpetual state of codependency.
A marriage is where you make false statements such as, if you marry me I will love you forever. To have and to hold from this day forward, for better, or for worse, for richer, or for poorer, in sickness, and in health, to love and to honor
and to cherish unconditionally. Forsaking all others, I will be faithful to you.
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just like drugs don't do it
Jon: His life is screwed.
Steven: Why?
Jon: He got married
Steven: Man, Marriage sucks.
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