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The most amazing name ever.
The person who gets annoyed when people sing "Mary had a little lamb" and "Mary mary quite contrary".
The person who was stupid enough to go to a catholic school, where there was a person in her class called Joseph.
But she's still amazing.
Don't deny it, you know it's true.
Fat Ass: Mary, mary, quite contrary, how does you garden grow?
Mary: Fuck you.
Fat Ass 2: Mary had a little lamb.
Mary: No fatty, she didn't
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Mary is a strong leader and a reliable friend. She will always be by your side and very funny. Mary's can't always be trusted. They are very pretty and get good grades.
Mary-very pretty and get good grades.
The English form of the name Maria, which was in turn a Latin form of the Greek names ฮฮฑฯฮนฮฌฮผ.
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Mary is typically a girl that strives to be ontop but is happier to be in the middle. You cannot be around her without knowing what's around the corner. Always an adventure. Very laid back-classy, would drink beer out of a wine glass kind of girl! She holds to memories and treasures all of her friends. Her significant other may wear the pants but she picked them out for him! Intelligent, ambitous, courageous, seductive, wild, beautiful all the way around, and anything but boring!
Loves to buy useless toys, anything on sale, and stuff for every one else but herself.
Loves going to the movies!
Screams a one of a kind scream when someone is making out!
When pulled over, she makes out with cops.
Mary- "I picked you up something from Hobby Lobby, Its nothing big but totally you! It was on sale."
Mary when someone is kissing- "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
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looks honest and sincere, but really is crazy and outgoing.
random guy: dude, mary is such a kiss up, she gave the teacher an apple
random guy number 2: yeah but you should have seen her stripping at my party last night.
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A lesbian. Probably nonbinary. They like sleeping and are really pretty. They're really likeable but doesn't see that. Needs constant reassurance. But overall a really good person.
p1: hey did you see Mari today?
p2: yeah lol they dress really nicely!!
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Probably the cleverest and most influential of all ancient Judean women.
Joseph: You're WHAT?!? Aw, shit, your old man is gonna kill me.
Mary: Don't worry, I thought up a great story.
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Mari is a girl with very low self-esteem and is very shy around new people. But once you get to know her, you'll realize she is really sweet, funny, and kind! She often feels bad about herself and what she does, and often asks people if they dislike her afterward. Then she might ask if you think she's annoying. You should always answer, "No", otherwise you'll regret it greatly. Always stay by her side, and she'll stay by your side, protecting you and loving you as a great friend. She truly is the greatest friend to have, and the worst thing to lose.
Person 1: Hey have you talked to Mari?
Person 2: Nah, she's too quiet. She's the worst.
Person 1: Well, I think she's amazing.
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