mashed potatoes refers to children and the fact that they often resemble mashed potatoes when they are born
i hate it when i have to pick up the mashed potatoes from the day care center
Same as Mashed Potato Banana.
Like... just look up Mashed Potato Banana
"I'M GOING TO BANANA MASHED POTATO YOUR FACE!"
Used to show appreciation, or strong like for something. Akin to floats your boat and tickles your fancy.
A positive expression, should not be confused with the likes of ‘grinds my gears’ which shows annoyance or irritation in something.
I’m a sucker for alliteration! Really mashes my potatoes you know?
Pames: I love Wes Anderson films!
Lartha: Ah they’re not for me, but whatever mashes your potatoes!
What to call sex between two old people (30+) as the man is past his peak (rotten potatoes) and the woman is expired (rotten milk).
"Ew, I caught my grandparents doing the raunchy mashed potatoes!"
When you're unaware of your pregnancy and you still have sex.
"What the hell? I don't what happened to Jimmy, but he be looking like he got the mashed potato. Not sure what happened to him, but when he came out, he came out in pieces."
The "mashed potato ice cream cone effect" is a surprise feeling (often negative) when you eat or bite into one thing thinking it's something else that looks similar
I poured myself some salsa to have with my tortilla chips. It wasn't until the first chip that I realized it was spaghetti sauce in a salsa jar. I quickly learned the meaning of the mashed potato ice cream cone effect
The act of putting Mashed Potatoes in a Pastry Bag and squirting them into someone’s ass… Then having Anal sex and cumming in the ass. Putting a tube in said ass and sucking the cum and potatoes out!
I was with my girl last night and she made me a Mashed Potato Captain.