Fatass that eats too much and has a gravitational pull. Thinks the world revolves cause it actually does literally.
Weird fat guy: eats
Skinny T: dam bro u a big mass
Somone who still gets an erection from Mass Effect and Mass Effect 2 trailers and already has both games.
Dude 1: "Dude, this Mass Effect 2 trailer gets me so pumped!"
Dude 2:"But don't you already have it?"
Dude 1:"So?"
Dude 2:"Man, you are such a Mass Erector."
When in the workplace or school and there is an email system.
A fellow co-worker or student the system by sending emails to everyone who is on the email system.
This often leads to abuse of the email system and can result in having your email inbox spammed by a Mass-emailer.
This can also be irritating because often mass-emailer's will stop stop at just one mass-email, but go on to send more and more and clog up your inbox so that it is full of useless shit.
Yo Guys! I just got a mass email, they are so annoying!!
When you reach a cataclysmic orgasm and right as you cum the force of your orgasm blows the foreskin off of your dick and hits your partner in the face with your semen acting as an adhesive and then sends your partner flying as if you gave them a d-rock
Ratchell didn't believe me when I said I might mass blast her so when I nutted the foreskin on my dick shot off and made her go flying back.
A movement where one rotates one's upper body in a circular fashion, whilst saying 'hello hello' in a funny accent (whichever you prefer, usually indian), followed by a 3 count countdown when at the end you say 'goodbye' in the same accent, and falling upon a surface face down with arms underneath. The countdown in not appliciable when there are no usable surfaces nearby (as in tables/chairs/desks).
Used in situations one greatly dislikes, or to provide a distraction if nescissary. (see mass fat)
*person was waiting for the bus for an hour*
person: Dammit this calls for a mass rotation.
*initiates mass rotation*
person: Hello hello, hello hello, hello hello, hello hello, goodbye.
person: That feels better.
What we Rhode Islanders call the Massachusett drivers, when they drive like crap, ie: cutting people off, no directional signal, changing lanes three at a time or better yet passing in the breakdown lane.
Loook at that mass-hole, he just cut across three lanes with no directional
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The art of juggling multiple guys at once.
Tiffany: "Any plans this weekend?"
Ashely: "I'm mass maleing with Alex for lunch, Steve for mini golf & then Richard's taking me to the Ballet."
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