mega hottie

A hottie that is almost god like and impossibe to get, you would bow down and kiss her feet just to get a kiss from her, words can not explain a mega hottie...

Tom: Yesterday I saw a mega hottie at the beach, I could never get someone like that.

Bob: No one can, thats what a mega hottie is.

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Mega Person

When one puts their head into their partners vagina, then, stands up and wears the person like Joey wore the turkey in Friends.

Kyle put his head in some Iranian girls vag and his mom walked in and surprised him, he stood up real quick and he was a Mega Person.

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Mega Virgin

A mega virgin is not only someone who hasn't pursued anything sexually, but also hasn't kissed or dated the same or opposite sex

"She's a mega virgin? She's so pretty, how!?"

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mega clusterfuck

When two or more clusterfucks converge and create one massive cluster fuck.

See also clusterfuck

Shit hit the fan at work and I couldn't leave. Then my wife called and said the kitchen sink broke and she couldn't fix it. So, the longer I stayed at work, the more my house flooded. Ah, man. What a mega clusterfuck!

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Mega Pint

A Mega Pint is an unofficial mesurement of alcohol that would be considered adequat after finishing the „Premiers Examen“.

After my last exam, I am going to pour myself a Mega Pint of wine.

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Mega dome

When the top of his/her forehead is large and the size of a bowling ball.

That mega dome is bigger Han my football

mega-lardass

a person who's bodys is made up of 50%lard 40%water 10%carbon

guy: did you see that? that mega-lardass ate the whole buffet table.