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megan

The exact opposite of a vegan.

Actually considers it to be morally and ethically wrong to kill a plant or anything else that sprouted out of the earth. They will often refer to vegans as "seed slayers" and "Carrot killers"

Sydney: hey baby, want some tofu parmesean?
Daniel: Nooo way, you wont tempt me with your rotted plant flesh, I'm a Megan! Do you realize how many rainforests have to be chopped down to produce those tofu fields?

by DImberman May 26, 2008

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Megan

A person who only eats meat.

Person 1: "Hey I'm Vegan!"
Person 2: "Hey I'm Megan!"

by Max Hi April 22, 2008

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the Megan

n: The person that is the most intoxicated at any given party. Usually displays an inablity to control the volume of their voice and/or a lack of simple motor functions.

It's okay, sweetheart. You weren't the Megan at the party! That girl who threw up all over the sofa was the Megan.

by magellan1519 March 6, 2009

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Megan

An amazing friend who talks a lot but is really nice once you get to know her. She's also super hot and can get a lot of guys. She is absolutely gorgeous and super sexy. And she has a booty. Also.

Damn, Megan is hot.
Man, she must be a Megan.

by A hot person who's single April 5, 2017

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Megan

Megans have many secrets to hide that are hard to tell. They try to find a way to let their friends know what is going on.
Megans usually have amazingly beautiful eyes (blue or green). One could get lost in her eyes forever, and never want to escape.
Even if they are going through a hard time, Megans will always lend a helping hand and will listen to your troubles and/or problems.
They dispise drama, but sometimes find a way of getting sucked into it.

Megans are beautiful on the inside and out, yet never really realize their true beauty.

Melissa: Megan, you look great today!
Megan: ...No I don't. *sigh*

by gottchess December 27, 2010

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Megan

A Megan is the funniest, nicest person you'll ever meet. They're always there for you and they always make you feel like a god. They'll hold your hand and laugh at your jokes (funny or not). They have the best sense of humor (laughing at random things like squeaky tables, chucks, and even axe murders). They're great to have by your side (especially if your a guy) and often times, A Megan will go great With a Chris.

Example: My Megan

by Tim ;) February 12, 2010

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megan

a sexually frustrated girl, that wants bare sex all the time. often she entices her lover by ringing a bell, that is specifically designed to inform her partner she is 'gagging for it'.

wow babe, you're really horny tonight, you are so megan!

by thedefintiongaldem February 13, 2011

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