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she is a person who is toxic and annoying and her main goal is to steal other people’s crushes or boyfriends before you have a chance.
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Cute and THICC and Marco will date her
You're so Melanie
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Melanie, Melanie is a is a beautiful and cute girl. But watch out cause she has a boyfriend that loves her to the moon and back. Even know there in two diffrent countrys they love echother a lot.
I'm so bored wait a second...Melanie I can just talk to her she's so nice to talk to :)
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Cute sweet girl that can be down to earth and a cool person to hang out with, but also very manipulative and has an impulse to live free and try new things A.K.A. ( Slutty), one should try to avoid serious relationships with A Melanie
Dang did you see that chick last night making out with everyone , bet she was a Melanie
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A unique animal, the Melanie is a stereotypically ignorant, selfish bitch with little to no cleavage. Complains about random crap all the time, has dandruff in her hair, and is as pale as death. This type of girl suffers from Unending Virginity Syndrome (UVS), which causes her vagina to shrivel up and decompose. At all costs, stay away from Mels, they'll try to suck your cock at all costs and cure themselves of UVS.
"That girl over there is such a Melanie, I can smell her stench from a mile away!"
"Jennifer is such a Melanie, she should at least try to wash her hair once in while!"
"Watch your cock, there's a Melanie coming up this way, and she's yearnin' for some good lickin'!"
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Someone who is always showing off, running around, doing this and that and thinking all eyes are on her. Often pink in colour and speaks with a french accent.
Betty: "see that girl over there?"
Pig: "you mean the pink one who's running around?"
Betty: "yeah, she's Melanie. She does this and that"
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A name for a girl who acts unhealthily self conscious when she actually thinks she is the best. She uses her so called "self consciousness" to make people pity her and be her friend. Melanie is a name that when used in a sentence, instantly makes people want to vomit and then swallow that vomit over and over until they choke to death. Yes, not ALL Melanies are bad...but there are some bad eggs out there in the world who match this description. If you or someone you love know someone hanging around with a Melanie, please intervene and help save their soul from the blood sucking demon that is a Melanie. You could save a life.
OMG Courtney!!! That girl over there is SUCH a Melanie, acting all helpless and crazy in the head.
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