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Mercedes College

1. The definition of Toys (See Definition 2)

2. Mercedes College is a Catholic, co-educational day school located in Springfield a suburb of Adelaide, South Australia. It was established by the Sisters of Mercy in 1954. Originally a boarding school for girls, it is now a coeducational school. Filled with wogs, wiggers and fake hardarses the school is notorious for the gutless toys that inhabit the school. They unofficially believe that their intercol is against Scotch College, although Scotch does not share this belief due to poor quality of Mercedes sporting teams, evident in the past sporting results.

3. Mercedes 07 trashed my school (UHS), and then tried to blame it on Scotch College by spraying grafiti that read Scotchies 07 near the damaged property, although due to Mercedes Students inferior knowledge spelt Scotch Collage (sic) instead.

Due to this important mistake it became clear that Scotch Was not involved, highlighting the strong relationship we have with our friends up at Torrens Park.

Mercedes College - A private school which is below the standards of most public schools in Adelaide.

A breeding ground for toys.

by Ralpho9 October 27, 2007

9πŸ‘ 61πŸ‘Ž


Mercedes Scelba-Shorte

A beautiful girl that was runner up on the show: Americas Next Top Model-Cycle 2, which came out in 2004.
She was born in New jersey on august 24, 1981. Her dad was African-American and her mom was Caucasian. She grew up in a rough area of New Jersey and was a member of Possy 6-1, a gang in NJ. Because of Mercedes environment she became a very mean and rude girl, which she admitted on a interview. She later moved to very nice neighborhood in Valencia, CA and the new environment helped her to become nicer.
In 1999 at the age of 18 she made her 1st TV appearance on MTV's Fear. Many people do not know this and the show aired 4 years before Top Model when nobody knew who she was. In 2003 Mercedes was diagnosed with Lupus, a incurable disease. She was later was in College to become a Psychology major when a friend suggested that she try out for Americas Next Top Model. She got on Cycle 2, and she made runner-up.
Since then Mercedes got a modeling contract and is currently working on ads, Commercials, TV shows, and movies. Mercedes is doing her best to live life to the fullest, even with Lupus.

Nobody1- "Do you know who Mercedes Scelba-Shorte is??"
Me- "Only the most funny, beautiful, and perfect girl in the world......"
Nobody1- "...what??"
Me- "Oh i mean she was the runner up on Americas Next top Model...and shes the most perfect girl in the world"

by chris404 August 24, 2007

120πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Mercedes-Benz Diesel

The FIRST auto maker to use a diesel engine in a production passenger car.
Known to be as strong as a brick, last 1 million miles, and get good fuel milage.
People in Finland can get over 400whp from turbocharged 3 litre Mercedes Diesel engines. (OM 603 and OM606)
Mercedes-Benz Diesel's are class leading engines in europe and quickly becoming common in america.

Mercedes-Benz Diesel are rock solid, fast, and clean engines.

by Diesel-power April 7, 2006

81πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


Mercedes 190 AMG

The smoothest, fastest and Best lookin car I'v owned to date. It was 15 years old and still purred like a cat, Mercedes Benz are a definate recommendation.

" That night in the back of me Mercedes 190 AMG will stay with me until the grave "

by John Gaskell September 17, 2005

59πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


The Mercedes-Benz M103

The most robust, bad-ass inline 6 cylinder engine Mercedes-Benz has ever built. For a chunk of money can be enhanced to a twin turbo boost monster or a screaming 10,000 RPM rev demon.

My 1989 Mercedes-Benz is powered by The Mercedes-Benz M103 engine, has 200,000 miles on it and I still think I will die before it does.

by RTiberiusB April 9, 2010

13πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Mercedes-Benz CLK

A mid-sized sport/luxury coupe (often times appearing as a convertible), produced by Mercedes-Benz from 1996-2009.

There were two "generations" of this model; 1996-2003 & 2004-2009.

Most models come with either a V6 (CLK320) or a V8 engine (CLK500), with the CLK55 AMG boasting a 5.4L V8.

Considered by many to be a very reliable, somewhat reasonably priced Mercedes. Both generations have gorgeous front grills, stylish lines, 17" alloy wheels, and most come with bi-xenon HID headlights (among numerous other options).

"I'm dippin' down the freeway in my Mercedes-Benz CLK"

*or*
"Is that Mercedes-Benz CLK320 a coupe or a convertible?"

by Benz_beezy January 27, 2012

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Mercedes

She’s thick af with a tight frame and a big ass that most guys wanna eat. She also big tits to suck on. And she likes big dick in her vagina. Her moan is sexy af and she knows how to give good head.

Mercedes I wanna fuck you

by Godfredgredr February 1, 2019

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