like merchant

noun

to like *everything* on twitter, instagram, facebook etc.

origin - football twitter

mate, jake liked all of my tweets, he's such a like merchant

Stephen Merchant

The Soup Deity of the Soup Cult.

Oh yeah, I forgot to sacrifice my soup to Stephen Merchant last night. Better go do it before he removes my kneecaps.

Nerd Merchant

Someone who is a tryhard at something. Can be used as a general insult. Derives from use by the king.

Peter: "I got 90% in that test."
File: "Oh you're such a nerd merchant"

poop merchant

A studios or merchant that makes bad products yet these products make money for the studios/merchant.

Showtime, not normally a poop merchant studios, unveiled four awful seasons of Dexter (Seasons 5,6,7 and 8); these seasons made Showtime millions of dollars.

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Sausage Merchant

Slang/derogatory term for a male prostitute.

Tyrone got busted working the streets as a sausage merchant.

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Bum merchant

A purveyor of the bum; one who rents out male prostitutes.

Q: Remind me, what does Andy do these days?
A: Oh, he's a right bum merchant. His boys are all over the place.

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Stephen Merchant

British director, writer, comedian, actor. Created the short film Seedy Boss for BBC which became The Office on BBC and later worldwide production and acclaim.

Writer/Director/Actor in Extras for BBC and HBO. Co-Producer of The Ricky Gervais Show Podcasts and HBO animations. Writer/Director/Actor in An Idiot Abroad 1 & 2 on Discovery Science Channel. Writer/Director/Actor in Life's Too Short, BBC and HBO; Standup Comedy Tour 2011-2012 UK and US Hello Ladies, many film credits including Hall Pass, Tooth Fairy, Gnomeo & Juliet, Run Fatboy Run, Hot Fuzz and other British TV appearances.

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