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Person 1: I studied all night yesturday for this test!
Person 2: I give no fuckedy fucks
Person 1: I give no fucks about your fuckedy fucks
Narrator: fuck-o-meter, how many fucks were given?
Fuck-o-meter: I don’t give a fuck
*ZERO FUCKS GIVEN*
fuck-o-meter is a meter that can go up your ass, and looking inside your brain for how many fucks your give
I DONT GIVE A FUCK
A device designed to measure maximum potential physical satisfaction for prospective sexual encounters--the approximation determined by combining pelvic thrust energy, frequency, member length, circumference and rigidity in the context of participant age and relationship duration.
*yikes!*
I'm so sorry baby, I don't care WHAT the thrust-o-meter says! just can't take somethin' THAT big...not today, not tomorrow. Ain't no way!!!
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The waving back and forth of a dog's tail. The speed of the tail is used to measure how happy the dog is. The faster the tail is wagging, the happier the dog.
Look, that dog's wag-o-meter is moving really fast!
Scale that lets you know how much swag you are oozing. Predetermined measurements let you know how much you "swag up" or "swag down"
"Dude I hooked up with three different girls last night"
"Let's check the swag-o-meter on that one: you have swaged up three levels"
Leet-O-Meter
n.
The Leet-O-Meter is a way to keep track of "leet points" obtained through various acts of "leetness." "Leet points" may also be subtracted when the party performs any "non-leet" or "newbish" act. The greater the act of "leetness" or "newbish", the more points awarded or subtracted.
<kossy> im troo wasted to upgraed thjis kernel tonihgt.
<auxxy> -10000 leet points on the leet-o-meter
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A cock that is even smaller than an infamous millimeter peter; therefore, it will never see a pussy in its life.
Jerry, who had a pico-meter peter, looked at Lawrence's millimeter peter and started to envy him.
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A device, real or imagined, that measures just
how awesome someone or something really is.
Sammy and Sha-Sha are so nice,
they max out the awesome-o-meter!
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