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To stink of poo, fuck your sister become a massive incest addict and love to sniff older women on the buses and your dad worked at boots. Must watch Indian gilf poo sex.
Dave: Did you hear about The Moore Method?
Steve: The Brit Method?
Dave: No, The Moore Method.
Steve: Is that the one where you stink of poo and be a complete freak?
Dave: YES!!!!! THATS THE ONE MATEEEEEE.
Owning a dude by biting or cutting his penis while pretending to perform fellatio on him. The Beecher Method is useful for defending onself in an abusive situation. This was made popular by the HBO series OZ when regular but crazy inmate Beecher bit Robson's penis when he was sexually assaulted in his cell.
1.I think Rihanna should've made up with Chris Brown after the fight, then used the Beecher Method.
2. Driver 1:(Honking car horn) Drive slower, Dickhead!
Driver 2: Blow Me!
Driver 1: C'mon over, bitch! I'll give you the Beecher Method!
A method of driving where the driver cuts through a gas station or other parking lot to skip a red light on a turn.
Friend 1: “Yo the lights red, hit The Dorchester Method”
Friend 2: “Word, imma cut through this Cumbys”
This sexual position is guaranteed to be a sensational climax. Hold the girl up to the wall while holding her up with your hands placed under her thighs. Then just go full primal instincts and beat that shit up. When you feel tired and need a break bring her up to level 69, raise her up while keeping her against the wall and perform oral. Then bring her back down to pound town. Repeat as you wish. Bonus points while performing this in an actual elevator.
Dude me and Cindy tried The Elevator Method and she squirted on me like a pressure washer.
person one: "hey dude I dont know how to figure out how thos works"
person two: "dude, just use the scientific method"
person one: "ah, fuck around, find out. alsomost forgot"
A contraceptive method.
The act of swilling out the vaginal canal with Coca-Cola to prevent conception.
Did you use a condom? Nahh, we used the Manchester Method.
The utilization of anal coitus, as a means to avoid pregnancy. Usually a means for a latent homosexual to experience anal sex, without having an actual homosexual relationship.
Douglas: I don't want to do you in the front. You might get pregnant. We got to use the brown method babe.
Evelyn: But I want to cum too.
Douglas: Use your hand on your gash, I'm not touching it. Yuck.
Evelyn: (Sighs) Okay. Do you want to massage my breasts?
Douglas: Fuck no! God damn it! Yuck! (vomits violently)