mid-stop

1. Any point between two bus stops
2. A bus stop in between your boarding location and final destination

1. "Yeah mate I'm mid-stop at the moment so I'll see you in about 5"
2. "I'm gonna get off mid-stop today and walk mate"

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mid-boss

the mid-boss is a boss enemy,fought in the middle of a level during most video games to make you weaker for the final fight with a much stronger boss character.

"oh crap im out of items the damn mid-boss made me use them up"

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mid-itch

the act of being interrupted in the middle of an itch.

"Travis said my name so i stopped, in mid-itch"

mid corn

Deliberately aiming the puck at the tendie's belly

Oh shit buddy, just been greasin straight mid corn all night

Mid-wipe

Halfway through taking a shit, one simply wipes their ass with a moist baby wipe in between pushing out turds. This wipe helps minimize the mess and reapplies lubricant for a cleaner poop. When combined with the pre-wipe method you are defecating at maximum cleanliness.

After eating two Chipotle burritos I felt the need to birth a brown monster in the toilet. Two flushes later I quickly realized I wasn’t anywhere close to being finished. I reassessed the situation at hand and with a quick mid-wipe I was back in control on my throne. I pushed out one remaining turd with ease and continued the rest of my day.

mid-bang

Describes the time between foreplay and ejaculation; generally during coitus.

Casino Royale was totally unrealistic in that James Bond ditches some smoking hot chick at mid-bang just because he gets a phone call. The real Bond would have taken the call, but finished the task at hand before running off to save the world.

Mid-Talkers

When a person interrupts someone one who is already talking and gets mad at them for not listening.

The Mid-Talkers are always getting mad when their interruptions are not working.

Sara just tried to interrupt the President in Mid Sentence but he just carried on with his speech, Sara then got mad and called him an asshole.