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Someone who is born on the 1000th year and only the 1000th year. They’ll age with the years!
Sam is a true millennial cause he was born in 2000.
An event where hundreds of hipsters line up in front of Apple Stores all around the world to get the latest iDevice, most camping there for days. You're gonna meet some gentle people there.
This "happening", if you like, usually occurs every fall. It's a generational experience for Millennials - just like the original Woodstock was for Baby Boomers - and thus beyond the comprehension of previous generations.
By those attending, Android users are frowned upon just like Vietnam vets were back in the day and Steve Ballmer is hated as ferociously as LBJ once was.
- "Hey man, where's Alix? Haven't seen her in classes for a few days."
- "She's at the Millennial Woodstock".
- "Oh... I wish my mom would let me too. If I didn't tell her, I could leave today".
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A millennial generation participant who acts and behaves similar to a Drone. Their behavior is distant, vacant, devoid of personality, the overall energy is reminiscent of a drone hovering off in the distance.
It was pretty remarkable after interacting with Kevin, very little eye contact, monotone voice, zero personality he's definitely a Millennial Drone.
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a moment when a person recording a video takes a second in the beginning before actually doing what they wanted
— did you see that? he looked dumb in the beginning waiting for his phone to start recording.
— yeah, he’s so old. Such a millennial pause lol.
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Dabs and espresso in the morning.
Millennials turned the boomer Hippy Speedball up to 11.
Charlie: I'm tired and hungover, how are you still alive after last night?
Alex: Two words: Millennial Speedball
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Jimmy was living the millennial dream. He got ran over by a bus and died.
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Two straight people who are too afraid of commitment to define their relationship status. I.e. basically an open relationship without the commitment. Essentially, you're both in default until something better comes alone.
A millennial relationship is when somebody watches your dog when you're on vacation and while on vacation you go on dates with someone else.
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