Soft millennial

A millennial who takes offense to everything and can't joke about political matters. They often don't understand satire or sarcasm. They're always upset about something and feel victimized.

I can't make satirical jokes around him or he'll get upset and cry, he's a soft millennial.

Millennial Woodstock

An event where hundreds of hipsters line up in front of Apple Stores all around the world to get the latest iDevice, most camping there for days. You're gonna meet some gentle people there.

This "happening", if you like, usually occurs every fall. It's a generational experience for Millennials - just like the original Woodstock was for Baby Boomers - and thus beyond the comprehension of previous generations.

By those attending, Android users are frowned upon just like Vietnam vets were back in the day and Steve Ballmer is hated as ferociously as LBJ once was.

- "Hey man, where's Alix? Haven't seen her in classes for a few days."
- "She's at the Millennial Woodstock".
- "Oh... I wish my mom would let me too. If I didn't tell her, I could leave today".

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Millennial Drone

A millennial generation participant who acts and behaves similar to a Drone. Their behavior is distant, vacant, devoid of personality, the overall energy is reminiscent of a drone hovering off in the distance.

It was pretty remarkable after interacting with Kevin, very little eye contact, monotone voice, zero personality he's definitely a Millennial Drone.

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millennial pause

a moment when a person recording a video takes a second in the beginning before actually doing what they wanted

— did you see that? he looked dumb in the beginning waiting for his phone to start recording.

— yeah, he’s so old. Such a millennial pause lol.

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Millennial Speedball

Dabs and espresso in the morning.

Millennials turned the boomer Hippy Speedball up to 11.

Charlie: I'm tired and hungover, how are you still alive after last night?
Alex: Two words: Millennial Speedball

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millennial dream

To die

Jimmy was living the millennial dream. He got ran over by a bus and died.

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Millennial hooha

False reasoning made up by and widely believed by Millennials through rapid pace social self-confirmation with other Millennials despite not having any scientific basis.

Cole's Instagram post: The alignment of the sun and moon made me really sleepy. Any one else!?!? #sleepyeclipse (1,278 likes)

Science: 1,278 people liking your post doesn't make it a truth. That's just Millennial Hooha.

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