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like an oyster deep inside theres a special treasure and smells of fish
my bitch's minge smells like an oyster
(UK Slang)
It is used to describe a very ugly and unpleasant girly figure. Used to describe girls aging between 16-27. It is used as if you were expecting better from the subject in terms of beauty and performance.
-- Oh dude... totally... she's a minge... (thrown in a normal ‘bollocs chat’ with your work mates)
-- She's a fucking Minger! (Harassing)
-- U fuckin' minge. (said in a really bad manner with a dose of hate, maybe thrown in 'talking to yourself style' while trying to get on the tube in rush hour)
A replacement word for marijuana. Usually used when a parent or someone of authority is around and is often personified as a friend.
"Hello Robby, where have you and Dirk been all day?"
"Oh hi Mrs. Johnson, uuh...Dirk and I were just chillin with Ming."
"Ming? Who is that? I don't think I've ever met Ming."
"Haha, well he's a VERY good acquaintance of ours, I'm sure at some point you must have met him (coughcoughlikeincollegecoughcough)."
"I'm sorry what was that dear? Did you say something?"
"Oh, no ma'am I didn't, just got something caught in my throat. Anyway Dirk and Ming are waiting outside. We're gonna go for a walk. I just came in to grab a snack to bring with us."
"Ok dear, you three have fun!"
"Thanks Mrs. Johnson."
a humongee headed statue wit a small brain and a small dong.
ur so ming, cuz ur dong is so small
someone who is minging is ugly...
"oh my god..that dude is ming the merciless....as in mercilessly minging!!"
"The food was minging !"
- the food was mince pie
-the food was disgusting