Rural Dictionary

minge

like an oyster deep inside theres a special treasure and smells of fish

my bitch's minge smells like an oyster

by Jake De-Leardy May 4, 2003

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(UK Slang)
It is used to describe a very ugly and unpleasant girly figure. Used to describe girls aging between 16-27. It is used as if you were expecting better from the subject in terms of beauty and performance.

-- Oh dude... totally... she's a minge... (thrown in a normal ‘bollocs chat’ with your work mates)

-- She's a fucking Minger! (Harassing)

-- U fuckin' minge. (said in a really bad manner with a dose of hate, maybe thrown in 'talking to yourself style' while trying to get on the tube in rush hour)

by xtrix May 25, 2006

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ming

A replacement word for marijuana. Usually used when a parent or someone of authority is around and is often personified as a friend.

"Hello Robby, where have you and Dirk been all day?"
"Oh hi Mrs. Johnson, uuh...Dirk and I were just chillin with Ming."
"Ming? Who is that? I don't think I've ever met Ming."
"Haha, well he's a VERY good acquaintance of ours, I'm sure at some point you must have met him (coughcoughlikeincollegecoughcough)."
"I'm sorry what was that dear? Did you say something?"
"Oh, no ma'am I didn't, just got something caught in my throat. Anyway Dirk and Ming are waiting outside. We're gonna go for a walk. I just came in to grab a snack to bring with us."
"Ok dear, you three have fun!"
"Thanks Mrs. Johnson."

by tenfouroverandout July 1, 2005

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