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1. a nearly spherical body of gas contained in a liquid, in this case semen, cum, jizz, etc. e.g. a cum bubble, that isn't touching any part of the body but instead is floating down before it pops. An almost impossible feat, hence called, a miracle bubble
Dude so this girl was blowing me right? But she messed up when i came and blew this miracle bubble when she was choking.
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legal dope that eliminates pain or delusions or normalcy.
let's stop by guy's house. He has some killer miracle medijuana.
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essay that is completed <2 hours before it is due, and still achieve a good grade
dude 1: an 85!!!?
dude 2: what? what happened?
dude 1: dude I went into the library this morning and pulled a miracle essay out of my ass!!!
dude 2: dayyuuum that must have hurt
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The red-light district of Tucson, Arizona. Not as popular as Van Buren in Phoenix, AZ, but still goodtimes.
Guy 1: "Dude, I'm freakin bored..."
Guy 2: "Let's hit up Miracle Mile."
Guy 1: "That's pretty gross, man!"
Guy 2: "...yeah, I know..."
Guy 1: "Besides, I'm broke."
Guy 2: "That's pretty gross man."
Guy 1: "...yeah, I know..."
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When a woman/girl is insanely attractive with makeup on and hideous without it.
I thought Jenny was hot until I stalked her home and watched her take her makeup off. I thought i was going to vomit. She's a total Makeup Miracle
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When you are getting oral sex from your girlfriend and you pull your penis out of her mouth to slap it on her face when unintentionally you climax and shoot semen into her eye.
Last night while I was getting some head I Miracle Whipped my girl.
Have you ever miracle whipped a chick in the car?
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A beer you didn't know you had until it was ALMOST too late.
Man, I thought I ran out of beer. I happened to look behind the milk and I found one last beer, the miracle beer.