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This occurs when one man or woman, homosexual or just plain curious, coats his or her fist with vodka flavored lube and forcefully inserts it into the recipient's Five Hole.
"By the way, I got The Russian Mitten for the first time last night, more comfortable then you would think."
verb - "Hey Francis, I cannot wait to get Russian Mittened on Christmas this year."
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When trying to define how fat a girl is by the size of her fingers, because you can't fully see her entire body.
Such as setting in a car, behind a bar, ect.
Her fingers are so fat they look like mittens made of skin.
"Dude check out the chick next to us, she's kinda hot."
"No way bro, look at how big her fingers are, she's probably fat."
"You're right, she looks like she's wearing SKIN MITTENS"
A knitted pice of clothing similar to a glove that several boners can fit into for the purpose of staying snug and warm.
It was an especially cold winter so the boy's grandmother knitted them a stylish but functional boner mitten.
Its where you take one fist and put it up her ass and the other fist down her throat and fist bump yourself in her guts
This girl is a freak. . she said give me the russian mittens
Cut from the string.
A drunk person who is seemingly free of all cares and responsibilities.
After a 40 of Vodka, Liz was quite the loose mitten.
Masturbating with an extremely cold hand
Sadly, Ray was no longer allowed in the freezer at work after the frosty mitten incident.
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Jacking off, or masturbating in a glove or mitten.
He said he couldn't meet us. he was probably home hittin the mitten