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This occurs when one man or woman, homosexual or just plain curious, coats his or her fist with vodka flavored lube and forcefully inserts it into the recipient's Five Hole.
"By the way, I got The Russian Mitten for the first time last night, more comfortable then you would think."
verb - "Hey Francis, I cannot wait to get Russian Mittened on Christmas this year."
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When trying to define how fat a girl is by the size of her fingers, because you can't fully see her entire body.
Such as setting in a car, behind a bar, ect.
Her fingers are so fat they look like mittens made of skin.
"Dude check out the chick next to us, she's kinda hot."
"No way bro, look at how big her fingers are, she's probably fat."
"You're right, she looks like she's wearing SKIN MITTENS"
A knitted pice of clothing similar to a glove that several boners can fit into for the purpose of staying snug and warm.
It was an especially cold winter so the boy's grandmother knitted them a stylish but functional boner mitten.
The internet equivalent of biting one's tongue.
My boss's email was so infuriating that I wanted to reply to all pointing out his hypocrisy. But I need the job, so I ended up putting on mittens and just let it go.
Jacking off, or masturbating in a glove or mitten.
He said he couldn't meet us. he was probably home hittin the mitten
An unmitigated disaster. A project that one person wants to do and drops the ball and makes everyone else take charge of to finish.
"God,remember when Henry wanted to do that fundraiser for orphans and then he abandoned it..what a mitten tree!"
When you wake up with such a dry mouth that it feels like you have mittens on your teeth. Occurs when sleeping with your mouth open during a cold or drinking too much.
How was the party?
I got so hammered last night I have a screaming headache and a full set of teeth mittens.