mom

Acronym for master of marijuana. Also you may have a Grandmom which would be a grand master of marijuana. To become a mom you must complete the necessary charges. Such as one have bought a significant amount of marijuana, sold a significant amount of marijuana and smoked a significant amount of marijuana. Also you must own and use frequently the instruments of the trade.

You my friend, have just became a mom

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your mom's mom

A comeback for someone who has run out of comebacks. Usually in response to "Your mom."

-Your mom!
-... your mom's mom! Shut up!

mom

The annoying, embarrassing, bitch who gave birth to you and pretends to love you. She spanks your ass and grounds you for a month.

My mom bought a huge rubbery thing at a store with a pink glowing sign

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mom

the greast women to ever live on this planet

mothers take time to make kids kids should smile&love there mom back 100%
even if they smoke still respect them 100%

my mom smokes and acts nuts i love her 100%

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mom

made of money

child: Mom can we get some Mcdonalds
Mom: what do you think i am made of money
Child: inst that what mom stands for

mom

a sexy bitch

i fuck your mom

mom

a bitch that tells you what to do

my mom is an asshole