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a name used by boys for the vagina
yo man i heard you be eatin da monk!!!
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Short for "monster-cock".
A penis that can cause irreversible damage to a vagina.
An abnormally large, penis which resembles the bark of a tree.
Guy 1: Why the hell is that girl limping?
Guy 2: Didn't you know? She had sex with the monk, last night..!
Guy 1: No wonder she's walking funny!
"Omg! I can't feel my husband's cock after I had sex with the monk!!"
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holy crap did you see that guys ass.. its not normal he has a monk.
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there are many kinds of monks...
there's an honorable one, little ones and ones that are in charge of the little ones...
they're supposed to be the good looking population... though no one likes to admit it. they live and die an honorable life, but are not destined to go to hell so they have a pure and easy life. would i love that!!!!!! but i'm not a guy
i didnt know they had to shave their head/hair, cos i thought they got to do anything with their own black(!!!) hair. so valuable! and they are soooo cute!! they look so... young and cute.
not only are they cool and can act but they are really good cooks!!! gee i'd love to be a monk, but there are many reasons why i can't be one -_-
and unlike many beliefs and desires, monks can just walk into anyone's house and perform an exorcism. ain't that great!!! and i dont even know what monks are anymore but i know one thing I LOVE THME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
never marry a monk
i want to marry a monk
monks are cool
monks suck
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To be pissed off, you might go round in a Monk(ish) state.
To have a monk, is to be pissed off and shot it!
unrelated to real monks who i'm sure are lovely people
Jessie is having a real funking munk. Why doesn't sheer cheer the fuck up!
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