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a terrible, unfunny, lameass, suck show on Disney Channel that is about a 16 year old whore who can't sing or act and has the worst fake accent ever. She puts on a wig and everyone become retarded and can't reconize its the same 16 year old whore who can't sing or act and has the worst fake accent ever that is in their high school. She is accompanied by her totally retarded brother who I hate, and her idiot father who wrote a one hit wonder that isn't even good. The only good person on the show is the hot friend Lily.
Hannah Montana is really the Devil.
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Your average disney show about a horsefaced little girl trying to overcome multiple personality syndrome.
Apparently a blonde costume wig can fool all of America, who knew. Yeah, the acting is terrible, but what do you expect from a kid's show. This girl isn't very pretty, and her voice slightly reminds everyone of their drunk uncle's.
But here's something even weirder. "Hannah Montana" was born Destiny Hope Cyrus. Then she joined the show as Hannah Montana, and Miley Ray Stewart. So this little girl changes her name to Miley Ray Cyrus. That's just weird, I'm even confused.
Does anyone else actually become their television character?
Another thing, she's a terrible role model. While at first she was sweet and corny, now she has gotten about 5-10 racy pictures leaked. I don't mean Vanity Fair, I mean Wet-White-T-Shirt-That's-All-In-The-Shower-Sent-To-Nick-Jonas.
There were obviously many little girl who would have done a much better job, but based on her father's one hit country wonder, our fake accent hit came to be.
god, help us.
Hannah Montana is slowly taking over the world with her nonsense lyrics and strange mental defects.
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A talentless, overrated Disney Channel pop-star who is all hype and can't sing to save her life
Jimbo: Did you go to the Hannah Montana concert the other day?
Stan's dad: No, I'm not gay
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pretty simple, a party that consist of a little drinkin, a little fightin, and a little fuckin. the key is to know when to attend one of these montana parties. If a guy ask you to join a montana party with him ethier beat his ass, or walk away quickly, but if a dimepiece ask you to join a montana party go with her as fast as you can for it will be a great night.
i was very excited to attend a montana party with my best friends mom
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Occurs when a woman puts a large amount of cocaine in her asshole during sex, then farts on a man's face, leaving a cocaine-fecal matter residue on his face. Named "Montana" for the character Tony Montana of the Movie Scarface.
Friend 1: You know that guy Jim?
Friend 2: Yeah, the one that does a ton of coke?
Friend 1: The very same. I heard that he made a prostitute give him a dirty montana last week.
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The latest money-maker from the Disney Channel. Hannah Montana (the show) follows the life of a young Miley Stewart as she balances being a normal girl with being a celebrity popstar, with the only difference between the two being a blonde wig. Her singing is mediocre, something you would find at a Karaoke bar...
Miley: You got the best of both worlds!
Walt Disney's Ghost: Yes! More money! Send it to my underground, frozen lair!
Miley: Man, I love singing!
WDG: Man, I love money!
Miley: Man, I love my daddy!
WDG: Man, I love you Hannah Montana!
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North Montana- n. what Canada will be called in ten years when the USA takes it over. Also what real Americans call Canada.
Real American: Hey i am going to North Montana for a hockey game, the Bruins are going to kill the Montreal North Montanians.
Fake American: Hey it is not North Montana it is Canada
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