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A Fortnite-loving person who spends all his bank savings and even his car for just 10 V-Bucks
Person 1: Hey, have you seen Montes?
Person 2: He's payin and playin
monte is a school in north sydney which focuses on girls age 12-18 appearance. see if i’m being honest with you they should be focusing on the education (especially for that $20,000 per year), but nah they’d rather publically humiliate girls in front of their peers for wearing makeup or having jewellery on or dare i say it, having their skirt above their knee!!
*student walks in to school minding their own business happy as can be*
old hag of a teacher: Oh. My. God. i can see your knee ! *students look around*
and oh my gosh, what is that? is that a diamonte earring? no no! take it out of this will be 3 afternoon detentions!
*student sheds a tear and books counselling sessions every tuesday for the rest of her life*
the Lüh Twizzy headquarters.
LITERALLY EVERY SATURDay THEY THERE!!!
Amo:Let's go to Monte dawg
Kea:YESSS! I need a lÜh twizzy bf rn!
Amo:Let's go to Monte dawg
Kea:yesss! I need a LÜh twizzy bf rn!
A really sweet, amazing, and handsome guy. He can be a little nerdy, but something about that makes him so much more attractive. You will certainly not be disappointed in knowing Monte, and if you're lucky enough to date him then you hit the jackpot fo real. He has the softest hair, and FUCKS LIKE A GOD WTFFFF. Anyways...
Person: I'm so lucky to have known Monte.
literally the hottest person ever. i am so happy to be his boyfriend and OH MY GOD HES SO!!!!!! hes literally everything to me. hes so fucking cute and watching him get all excited when i say "i love him" and fuck man!!!! hes so <33
someone: "hey whos monte?"
me (max): "literally the best person to exist!!"