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married to Aria Montgomery. April is a badass bitch and can only tolerate aria. if anyone tries to swing her way she will reject because aria is the love of her life <3
April montgomery loves Aria montgomery. #Apria4life
The one red haired girl from an anime called Bungou Stray Dogs who is so pretty.
Person 1: Who is your favorite character from Bungou Stray Dogs?
Person 2: Lucy Maud Montgomery <3
The gods of all gods and destroyer of all planets... never talk back to Shea or you’ll get a good swift head kick and will be knocked on the floor... The Shea does not hold back and will cause world domination
Shea Montgomery cannot he slayed
Miss Montgomery is the happiest person you will ever meet in your life. She will never fail to put you in a good mood or pick you up when down. Miss Montgomery also has a crippling coffee addiction. She has the cutest quirks that may drive you crazy and she creates the best teacher outfits. Simply just seeing her will brighten your day no matter the circumstances. If you happen to find Miss Montgomery don’t let her go she’s a good one.
I just watched a movie with Miss Montgomery tonight!
The Montgomery Mingle is where you spear tackle a Country hooker and Smash
How was your time in Montgomery
I enjoyed my stay but saw a strange amount of Montgomery Mingles going around
the biggest joke to walk on this earth. no one really likes her they just pretend to so they can hit her vape. Hannah is so annoying in every way possible and likes to try to fuck every football boy, but really they all think she’s a slut
me: omg that’s so gross you fucked that football boy, hannah montgomery slobbed on his knob
kelsie: EW i probably have chlaymidia now
everyone: ew hannah just told me she failed her test 40 times in a row, no one cares
the perfected art of 1. falling down multiple sets of stairs, able to make the turns necessary to continue down the next flight 2. fake passing out in front of perceived authority figures (such as bosses, teachers, etc.)
(pulling fire alarms for fun is known as an 'Aires')
hey, let's play a prank on the teacher....i'm going to Teeyon-Montgomery down these steps.