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noun - maant·guh·mr·ee + speh·shl
A act of fellatio, involving oral sex on a man. Specifically performed on a very fat man with a big dick with blonde hair.
Hey darling, can you give me some of that... Montgomery Special? I promise I won't cum in your throat this time!
The gods of all gods and destroyer of all planets... never talk back to Shea or you’ll get a good swift head kick and will be knocked on the floor... The Shea does not hold back and will cause world domination
Shea Montgomery cannot he slayed
Miss Montgomery is the happiest person you will ever meet in your life. She will never fail to put you in a good mood or pick you up when down. Miss Montgomery also has a crippling coffee addiction. She has the cutest quirks that may drive you crazy and she creates the best teacher outfits. Simply just seeing her will brighten your day no matter the circumstances. If you happen to find Miss Montgomery don’t let her go she’s a good one.
I just watched a movie with Miss Montgomery tonight!
The Montgomery Mingle is where you spear tackle a Country hooker and Smash
How was your time in Montgomery
I enjoyed my stay but saw a strange amount of Montgomery Mingles going around
the sexual act of when you eat someone out and then the partner shotgun shits into the partners mouth while swallowing the fecal matter and still participating in the sexual intercourse.
"Yo Zach, Im feeling frisky tonight, lets go ask Jessica if she wants to do a montgomery nesquik with us."
"Hell yeah Austin, lets do it!"
A county in Maryland that has towns that are small to medium sized but wealthy to say the least, here there are some the richest cities in America such as Bethesda, Chevy Chase, Potomac, Poolesville, etc. I think just a drive or walk around the place should let you know what kind of place it is, the high school parking lots are full of BMW, Audi, Mercedes, Lexus and Porsche. In all of the towns you'll find a ton of "soccer moms" which frequent Starbucks, Whole Foods and Kohl's, not to mention there's a Starbucks on every intersection here, heck there is even one right in front of my house. The average dad drives a fancy car and where's polo's everyday and the kids are enrolled in Private or Charter schools. The schools here are some of the best in the nation with High Schools such as Wootton, WJ, Winston Churchill and RM, there are also private schools like Landon or Holton-Arms.
He owns a BMW lives in a 1M dollar home and got accepted to all Ivy League's he definitely lives in Montgomery County.
April Montgomery is a fictional character from the story The Shaw Brothers in the Episode app. Many people would call her a fruit because her love interest, Christopher Shaw, calls her apricot. However, by some people, she would be acknowledged as a crybaby. April is girl who’s very emotional and she cries every chapter of The Shaw Brothers. She even gave up Yale University for Christopher, and said he’s his whole world. All she wanted was some dick. She’s a very small girl who can’t reach the pedals while driving, so she may be a hazard to the people in traffic. She’s also very stupid, but can sometimes be very sweet.
“omg whys that girl crying so much? “
“she must be April Montgomery!”