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minger monty

Some girl who is a proppa ugly munter and a bit chavy.

Miiiiinger Monty "yea that girl who looks like a beaver is a right old minger monty"

by Louis White -- made it up November 20, 2006

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three door monty

Simultaneous penetration through any three orifices.

Mario, Luigi, and Wario hit Peach with a three door monty.

by Deleereeum September 7, 2007


Mount me monty

A whore who will sleep with everyone you know except for you (when you want to rail her). A mount me monty knows you want her and could be refered to as a cocktease. Although many males want to rail a mount me monty you should be advicsed to never have a relationship with one as they will definately cheat on you.

Man what I would give to do that Mount me monty. I would never date her though!

by vegeta867 January 2, 2013


monty python

over rated, out dated, british comedy troupe from the 70's. Funny for a while, then fizzes with age.

works under pretense of intelectualism that dazzles pretentious college/high school kids who think they're smart when they get some of the jokes.

monty python is for pretentious kids who think they're smart.

by slddsldk January 15, 2005

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Three Lane Monty

Merging over three lanes in quick succession with reckless abandon to catch an exit you weren't paying attention for.

A person driving a huge SUV with Jersey plates doing the Three Lane Monty almost killed myself and my motorcycle on I-95 today!

by nuh uh no way September 23, 2010


Monti Blow-Job

the rather sick sexual act in which one individual cuts off his or her partners penis at which point both parties suck on each end of the severed penis. at some point the masochist will squeeze his balls out through the wound allowing the sadist to play with them. this usually ends in death.

My girlfriend said she was going to give me a Monti Blow-Job tonight! i can't wait!!

by skin ticket November 8, 2010

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Montgomery (Monty) Gator

An animatronic alligator from Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach that people simp for and is shipped with each member of the Glamrocks... including Glamrock Bonnie or Sundrop/Moondrop. Or put in a relationship with both Glamrock Freddy AND Glamrock Bonnie. People theorize he is the reason for Bonnie's decommission because it's said in the game that the last place Bonnie was seen was entering Monty Golf. Montgomery is considered to be the most aggressive also tallest of the band and has problems handling his anger and seems to have an accent of some sort and it can be heard when he says "Hey kid. Come on out." It may be southern or something (I don't know for sure though). In his golf course, one of the holes has Bonnie's disembodied head as well as a stage with himself taking the lead singer role with Chica and Roxy up there while Freddy is in a dumpster.

In my opinion, I don't like him at all. His character design is quite amazing, but the things that he and Roxanne Wolf say get on my nerves and make me hate their personality, but they're fictional and are programmed to be like that, so... Oof, hate me I guess.

Every time I see Montgomery (Monty) Gator in his shattered form, I tend to quote the meme that goes a little something like this. โ€œNo dick. {boom} No balls. {boom} And probably no butthole either since this guy feeds on radiation. {boom intensifies}โ€

by Iwanttosleepforever August 24, 2022

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