The day where you fuck your mutual on twitter
Dan: damn it’s fuck a moot day
michelle: get your dick out, we gotta fuck
when someone sends you merch links that are SO good, but you don't have the funds to buy it, or you already have too much stuff.
matt sent me a link to some awesome splatoon merch and now i really want to buy it. i totally got mooted!
When a mans beard resembles a putrid unkempt women’s vagina.
Look at that putrid cunts beard...what a moot face he is.
Someone that suntans ones genitalia
Shari likes to moot racer all the time
When ones moot is so munted that it is unattractive to the opposite species. The munt moot usually looks quite flappy and very much loose.
"Jenny told me that you have a munt moot!"
Moot noun is a person who follows you on twitter that becomes a loyal friend and supports you no matter what <3
I love my moots!
All my moots are beautiful
My moots support me always