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Someone who takes peoples money but fails to do the work.
A dodgy tradesman who gets chased down the street by A Current Affair after getting paid to do work but never showing up.
A dodgy politician who is there for the photo opportunity but never there for the follow up.
The "morrison men" are fixers according to Jenny. They just aren't very good at it.
To lie without remorse, and to believe that your lie is the truth because Jesus has sanctioned your presence on this earth
"Ahhh, come on mate that has to be a Morrison!". As the bloke with the necklace of flowers around his neck and a hawaiian shirt on said that he was busy working all weekend.
When you're at an event such a sporting match or concert, and need to defecate, but choose to hold it in rather than queue up for the toilet. Inevitably you end up shitting yourself, but you lie about it to your mates.
"Aw fuck, did you see shit running down Damo's pants after the Broncos last weekend? He was in full denial! That's a proper Morrison, ay!
Recently deposed PN (Prime Narcissist) of Australia.
After losing the televised Mass Debates, Mr Scunt Morrison has been voted out by wise Australians.
Construction Unit: an lethal overdose amount of doors
Person 1: what happened here?
Person 2: there was an accident.
Person 1: please explain.
Person 2: the cops came and left behind this Morrison of doors for me to clean up.
Person 1: where’s the front door?
A nerd, he could pull any girl he wants if they didn’t all friend zone him and see him as the “james Charles” of the group. he is super fucking smart but is a bit mentally challenged when given sweets.
person 1: “i want a guy like you”
person 2: “no you need a Cameron Morrison