motor boat

Sex in the tub, and it's good and fast with a nice wake.

Nothing like a good motor boat, just be prepared to clean up the water on the floor as the wake can created a bit of a mess.

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Motor Broating

Like motor boating but to a nut sack. When a man puts their lips and places then in between two testicles and blows with tight lips soaked in saliva while shaking their head back and forth in a quick-like motion. The effect is the sound somewhat similar to a motor boat.

Mike: check out that nut-meal.
Aaron: motor broating that all morning long and probably late into the night sounds like fun. If my lips are a boat then I have a full tank of gas.

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motor boating

When a dog or cat sits and drags its rear end with its front legs to either scrape off feces or relieve their impacted anal glands. see also boot scoot

We all laughed at Fluffy's motor boating but Steve was not so happy when it left streaks on his carpet.

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motor bone

when a girl is giving head you grab her hair/ears and thrust faster and harder.

This chick was giving me head and I grabbed her hair and motor boned her, when she gagged it was sweet!!

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God's Motor

GM's LS1 engine. Chosen for its compact size, excellent power and fuel efficiency, reliability, and aftermarket support.

I just swapped God's motor into my Miata, now I can take down Vipers at the track AND on the highway

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Motor boat

Audio that stops decoding correctly and gets stuck on a repetitive, 'motor boat' type sound.

The audio is motor boating, stopped us realising the stream had stopped working.

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Motoring Citations

That crap piece of paper you get on the windshield of your car parking in downtown areas of most inner cities if you don’t feed the meter or move your car every two hrs to a designated new street at certain giving times of the day. Time to spread some butter.:::: Beats the hell out of that $40-$75-$120 ticket for parking Vio’s;)
KellyGean’s

Revised version of parking Citations:
We should randomly go around putting these Motoring Citations on peoples cars and see how it fucks with the stiffs and cases. Spread some Buttery Fly’ cheer. Writing some one up does not instantly make you a goody two shoes or do gooder. In fact we are contributing to the “collective good,” as far as motoring karma goes. The real Citations’ I can make copies of look authentic and better than this written version

Cit# 3061580 Month: date: Year:

Time: Mimi__4*4__SUV__COUPE__SEDAN__CoNV__CycLE___OTHER__
License #______ State___ Vehicle Color____
Location:________

____1:::Nice parking –- A good parking job is one of those things in life that is rarely rewarded, but greatly appreciated. Words cannot express how glad we are that you resisted the temptation to double park. Please, except this thank you from the rest of the known motoring world.

____2::::Wash Me--Congratulations. Your car is absolutely filthy. This means you have really enjoyed motoring to the fullest sense of the word. Keep up the good work.
___3:::Sweet wheels-- You are to be commended on your choice of wheels. Wheels say so much about the car’s owner. Reflects originality, and understanding of flair for creativity and bold commitments to driving something that doesn’t look like every other car on the road. Kudo’s.
___4::: Great Bumper Sticker-- Humor is important, especially when you’re stuck in traffic. Without it, we’d all just be getting from point A to point B. But you took the time to change that. And never mentioned once that you’re an honors student, thanks for that.
___5:::Thanks for going Topless-- You’re motoring convertible the way it was meant to be done: Open trusted the world not to rob you blind. And that’s special.
___6::: Nice custom—Obviously you’ve put a lot of work into your car. Your paint is hot. Your wheels are the shizzle. Well done. Every one loves an original.
___7:::Have a nice day-- People often use salutations but don’t really mean it. In fact, some uniformed peacekeepers mean the exact OPPOSITE. This is not our intention. Honestly, we just want your day to be pleasant and enjoyable. No strings attached.
___8:::Nice MUD—Wow, you actually took your SUV off the road. Very cool keep it up.
Motoring Citations O sarcasm;)

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