Kayla Murray is a girl who use to have dead grass hair but doesn't anymore! She now has poo poo chocolate hair! She's also a crackhead and crazy asf. But she is very funny (sometimes) and is currently dating someone! (Im talking to you Kl). Her Bf is also a crackhead and they are made for each other. She sits next to me in class and is very boring. She's not little Miss Perfect boring but is quiet in class. BORINGGGGGGGGGGG!
Kayla Murray: omgomgomgomg
You: What
Kayla Murray: your mom is gay
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The act of fingering your date/spouse/tinder victimβs anus and sniffing your finger directly after.
Aaron : hey man how was your date last night?
Tony : yeah it was ok man, I gave that bitch The Matt Murray!!
Aaron : nice man, what did it smell like?
Tony : Taco Bell..
When someone gives a tip for something well under what they should be giving.
"The waiter spit in my food, so I gave him the ol' Murray Stiff
a very large man that heavily resembles a pimp daddy or at a first glance some would say resembles Peter Griffin
fuck look out murray ardron is on the loose
Adam Murray may be handsome, but a sell out he is not.
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The most incredible girl in the world, the perfect girlfriend. Funny, sweet, sexy, loving, beautiful, incredible, perfect, are all adjectives used to describe Charlotte Murray
Guy 1 - You're going with Charlotte Murray? Damn you're lucky
Guy 2 - I know :)
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The constant repetition of a said subject on an internet forum. Derived from the film Groundhog Day in which the day is repeated again, again and again.
Originating from the Football365 Forum.
Person 1: Did you see the headbutt by Zidane on Materazzi?
Person 2: Bill Murray (This thread has been posted before.)
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