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The opposite of a your mom joke
M: wait who was it again?
P: My dad
M: stfu
belt beater 69000 a.k.a. nonexistent father
hey have you ever gotten the belt
no but my dad left and we got one of those belt beater 69000s
A term of respect for those close to you. Once a person becomes a dad, those that names them that will henceforth be known as 'sons'. If a dad declares another person their dad, then that person has the great honour of grandpa.
dads are normally greeted with their title by their sons, and they will often greet the sons back.
"John! My dad!!!" said Callum
"My son!!!" replied John
Some guy name Rick who is a mixed dued who wasn't in my life until I was 16
My dad: sorry kiddo I haven't been in your life
Me: whatever
A person who has children but left at young age to fuck chicks and do drugs and be a general dick and still thinks he can give orders even when he hasn't seen his kids or a decade.
This can also be used as an insult.