Pinkie Pie Swear

Pinkie Pie swear/promise used in the episode "Green Isn't Your Color" of MLP:FiM. It goes like this: Cross my heart (cross your heart) and hope to fly (mimic the act of flapping wings by moving wrists) stick a cupcake in my eye (pretend to smash said pastry into your eyeball). Said by both Pinkie Pie and Twilight Sparkle.

Pinkie Pie: Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye! (Pinkie Pie Swear)

Twilight Sparkle: Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my--AAH! (Pinkie Pie Swear fail)

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I swear to fuck

A saying that many people use when they are about to beat the living shit out of a annoying friend or some 8-year old cringy kid.

Me: I swear to fuck I am going to beat the shit out of you kid
Kid: I bet you won’t!
Me: *start beating shit out of kid*

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I swear to god

A word used which means your getting on somebody nerves I would stop it if I was you.

John - *poke* *poke* *poke*
Mary - I swear to god if you don't stop
John- *poke* *poke* *poke*
Mary - *Shoots John* I TOLD YOU TO STOP

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I swear to Arceus

A Pokémon equivalent to "I swear to God". See more on "Oh my Arceus".

"I swear to Arceus, I'll be there in 10 minutes."

"If you lose my Pokémon cards again, I swear to Arceus, I will fuck you up."

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SpongeBob swear words

Tartar sauce- blasphemy (holy crap, goddamn, Jesus Christ)

Barnacle- traditional swear word (dick, shit, fuck, etc.; depending on the context)

What the barnacles- alternative to what the hell, fuck

Shrimp- minced oath (shit)

Fishpaste- another minced oath (fuck)

Mr. Krabs: (accidentally drops a piece of bread from a Krabby Patty): Tartar sauce!
Squidward: What??
Mr. Krabs: Oh, barnacles, my bad...
Squidward: The founder of a restaurant uses such SpongeBob swear words?! I'd fire myself out if I were you!

SpongeBob: (stabs foot) OW! BARNACLES!!
Patrick: What the barnacles happened SpongeBob?!
SpongeBob: FISHPASTING SHRIMP! FISHPASTE...THAT...SUN...OF...A...BEACH!
Mrs. Puff: (gasps) HOW DARE YOU GUYS USE 'SPONGEBOB SWEAR WORDS' IN PUBLIC?!

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swear downs syndrome

When a person will say that they swear down to a multitude of statements, potentially even those that are not in fact true. They swear down so much that it even seems that they have a chronic obsession with swearing down, and their opinion becomes invalidated as such.

Guy 1: Blud swear down that lady always gives me onions in my burger!

Guy 2: Shut up, you got swear downs syndrome blud you chattin shit

Guy 3: SWEAR DOWNN!!!!!!

Guy 2: Shut up.

Swear fo God

To be used in a sentence so that your audience will believe what you are saying.

I "swear fo God" I didn't cheat on my math test.

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