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A person names Tom says something but nobody asked him. Happens a lot in 4t.
Tom: "Ayo I ate gum before I came to school".
Person #1 "Tom nobody asked".
A common phrase used to refer to someone who's perception is very, very slow. An imbacil for example. Someone who just can't understand.
A: Excuse me, what time is it?
B: Time for you to go home and play with soap!
A: But my mom will be angry if I waste soap?!
B: The light is on but nobody is home
C: Kalevet!!!
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1. Literally, when someone leaves their house and forgets to turn off their lights.
2. Joe Biden
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John: hey, let's go across the street and drop in on Bob.
Jim: I don't think he's home right now.
John: but his lights are on
Jim: yeah, but I saw him leave a while ago, he must've forgot to turn off his lights when he left again, he does that a lot.
John: damn, I was really looking forward to having a few beers and some great conversation with him!
2. Joe Biden is literally the definition of 'the lights are on, but nobody's home.' I mean he has a brain, (or wait does he?), I mean at least I think he has a brain, but we never see it used and it doesn't work properly most of the time, he's alive and here physically but mentally he's dead and gone.
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Nobody fucking cares about your god damn names.
The defenition of someone saying nobody gives a shit is that no one asked for you to speak and you should shut your shitload mouth
Jimmy : YO GUYS YOU ALL ARE GAY AS FUCK
Timmy : Nobody gives a shit
Shut up with your damn urban dictionary bullshit
Kind regards - everyone
“Hey look at my name meaning on urban dictionary”, “shut up Patrice nobody fuckin cares”.
Its like person Saying "He or She hates me!!!" Most people say that Nobody hates you it means ITS NOT TRUE
PERSON 1: Can you fire my Teacher because she hates me and mean to me!!
PERSON 2: She's nice
PERSON 2: Nobody hates you
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