British Nanny

A throw back to the 1997 incident involving English Nanny Louise Woodward when she shook a baby violently to death, was charged with second degree murder, and later had the case appealed and reduced the sentence to manslaughter, causing her to serve less than 300 days in prison instead of life.

One is labeled a "British Nanny" when they commit a similar act to someone in a generally disadvantaged position.

Person A: "Tod got slapped around by Bill when he came out of Chess Club again yesterday."

Person B: "Yeah, he shook him around like a British Nanny!"

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nanny 911

To discipline someone by using the back of your hand to put them in their place.

I had to Nanny 911 Steve because he was pissing me off. I hope he liked 5 across the eyes.

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Pooten Nanny

1) A phrase used to describe the jerking one feels when shifting a vehicle from park to reverse.

2) A phrase used to replace "Oh Snap!" or "Holy Crap!" in a situation that calls for the usage of those terms.

1) person 1: "We are outta here!" -shifts vehicle from park to reverse-

person 2: -jerks- "Pooten Nanny!"

2) person 1: "Look out for that dead bird right there! Ew!"

person 2: -jumps in disgust- "Pooten Nanny!"

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tyra-nanny

(noun) a tyrannical fascist governing body that commits its atrocities under the falsely altruistic auspices of security and protection, i.e. a fascist nanny state.

other forms (adj): tyra-nannical

Mayor Bloomberg's soda ban is one of his administration's many examples of practicing tyra-nanny.

Obamacare and PATRIOT Act are tyra-nannical.

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Nanny Bump

Used by younger kids and old people to refer to a nipple

when i was younger, my grandma told me i didnt have boobs yet, they were nanny bumps

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Nanny James

Roblox affiliate in the rap game he's the goat Alongside Christian James, Greg James, AJ James, Eric James, Dario James, Eric James and Kyle James.

Lebron: Is that Nanny James?
The James: Yea he's the goat

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nanny wank

This is a new and popular style of music and dress, it's origins are unclear but it either emerged in Eastern America or Southern England where it is rife. Bands that fall into this include, the Strokes, The Delays, Keane, etc. It requires forward facing greasy hair, bad tailoring, knotted scarves and insecurity.

"CHRIST! TURN OFF THAT BEDWETTING LOAD OF NANNYWANK BEFORE THE DOG KILLS ITSELF" - my father 2005

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