February 26th is this wonderful holiday
Hey can we fuck?
Uhh why?
Because it’s National fuck your crush day
Wooow that was smooth... sure
The day to fuck your crush. Skip the small talk get straight to fuckin.
“Hey Sarah”
“Yeah?”
“Its november 10th, national fuck your crush day!”
“Oh bet”
The 27th of March it's the National Fucking Day were you fuck a friend or a lover
Person#1 : I gotta fuck you today!
Person#2: Why?
Person#1: Beacuse it's the 27th march! It's National Fucking Day
May 9th is National Fuck Your Wife Day.
Go on and fuck your wife
Yo dude its National Fuck Your Wife Day!
July 2nd - National Fuck Your Partner Day. You get to fuck your partner all day today, No matter what. Dom your wife fellas, July 2nd is Fuck your Partner day.
Chad: "oh, it's July second Jessie, National Fuck Your Partner Day. I get to fuck you all day."
Brenda: "For the last time Jessie is your ex girlfriend, please stop calling me by her name."
Chad: "Can we still fuck?"
Brenda: "lol ya"
On January 9th, despite views on your future sexual orientation, you are highly encouraged to hit up a furry and have some intimate relationships with them!
January 9th, National Fuck a Furry Day
Todd: Oh shit dude, its January 9th, we gotta fuck a furry!
Jerald: Dude you gotta get a big one, last year was some scrawny white dude who smelled like a day old four loko
national fuck your friends day. today you find your closest most trusted friends and have sex with them.
(one person) wow today is national fuck your friends day -june 26th. I guess we have to have sex now.
overruled if the person(s) decide to strip 4 articles of clothing voted by the majority instead for 5 minutes.