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network horse

A HUGE white horse thats runs through forests, barns, cities, and whatnot creating mischief and chaos by merging into traffic and throwing berries into parades for avoiding network confusion.it will beat your ass with a catalog if you speak of prologue. Usually screams network at the top of its lungs.

" Holy shit that network horse was huge"

" Yeah i know I saw it last night it was chasing me because i spoke of some sort of fucking prologue."

by Leroy broowwwwnnnn August 4, 2007

11๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


tunnel network

Tunnel Network - Something which gets on a person's last nerve causing a violent auditory outburst and irreversable phycological damage to the victim. Often results in total disappearance from the internet for an indefinite period of time.
First discovered whilst playing a game of command and conquer generals.

*Tunnel network spotted*
Logos: "garbled squeel"
*Logos has disconnected*
*Time passes*
*Logos not found, missing, presumed dead*

by Split March 30, 2005

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


girl network

the secret connection/communication between all females that is usually used to ruin an undeserving male's chances of coitus with a female.

Peter: "hey John, did you ever get with that cheerleader?"

John: "nah dude, turns out she knew my ex, damn girl network"

by somethingreen January 8, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tommie Network

Alleged to be a consortium of alumni from St Thomas who will get students tier-1 jobs and internships.

It's actually the stream of semen going from woman to woman to woman, leading back to a few dudes at CSOM

Admissions counselors: "Come to St Thomas! We have a broad Tommie Network which all-but-guarantees you'll get a decent corporate job after college!"

Savvy students: "sigh...better bring my galoshes then....siiiiighhhh......."

by AnonemousMarmot September 28, 2020

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Network Hitler

An individual, usually male, who runs the Office IT in a ruthless fashion. For example, he will not let you keep fun jpegs or mpegs on the server for long, and discourages entertaining emails sent to the whole company.

"Oooooooooooohhhh, that network Hitler!"

by barry Smith May 5, 2006

16๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cartoon Network

A Network That Shows fuckin' gay-ass shows until 11pm, when Adult Swim airs. Adult Swim Kicks ass Better than cartoon network does.Oh, and the new toonami (Saturdays,7pm to 11pm)definatly kicks ass as well.

Dude 1:Hey Dude, it's 11pm,Wanna Watch Adult Swim? Dude 2:Hell Yeah! Adult Swim Kicks Fuckin' ass!

by MACI$Sw33T June 22, 2005

47๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cartoon Network

Dear readers,
I am talking about the Phillipine ones, so some shows that I mentioned might not be on the US or other nations.

This kicks ass since 90's, but sucked reccently. I mean, what the heck are they thinking? They were having an anime on the channel and it started to pollute the channel itself! Take note, this is Cartoon Network! The best channel for cartoons! And absolutely NOT Anime Network or something like that. And they removed Dexter's Lab, Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi, Johnny Bravo, Cow and Chicken, I am Weasel, Codename: Kids Next Door, Xiaolin Showdown, Pingu, Looney Toones, Popeye, My favorite Fridays, and the elder's love the Adult Swim in exchange of some crappy shows (mostly anime) such as Powepuff Girls Z, Naruto, Bakugan, Squirrel Boy, Mirmo, and that oh-so-horrible-and-overrated Ben 10, and lots of Ben 10 and Tom and Jerry marathons. They also put some of your old favorite cartoon cartoon shows at midnight. 2007, The era of CN City is forgivable, because the bumpers are super lovely and the Adult Swim is there, But when the era lasted on 2008, I feel don't like watching the channel anymore. It is now made of suck. I would prefer watching non-stop extreme wrestling instead.

Much Love,
Kaizer.

Damn it, I wished they remained that CN City era forever, and those old school cartoons. Cartoon Network, you failed us in the year of 2008. I only watched Thumb Wrestling Federation these days..

by K- Project May 8, 2009

25๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž