silent comma

opposite of an oxford comma; an invisible comma

I can't believe I got marked off a point for this silent comma!

Comma check

A paycheck with a comma, meaning more than $1,000.

I got my first comma check today, let's hit the club

Rejecting comma use

Saying ''No'' when someone asks you to use a comma is a sign that u shit yourself.

It goes as shown:

Rejecting Comma Use.

P1: ''You should really use a comma; I dont understand what you're saying!''
P2: ''No''
P1: ''Oh! Did you crap your undergarments?''