Save to files

Definition: the action of adding a picture to your wankbank- i.e a collection of selected photos used as a stimulant while masturbating.

Sam- *takes mugshot of Susan*
Me- ‘Oi oi! Send me that, I’ll save to files’ *wink*

file 9

to destroy to prevent recovery

it is waste to file 9 those hard drives

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localization files

The useless shit that Valve pumps out for TF2 (present day)

"oh! new TF2 update! aw shit, MORE localization files"

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Hooper File

The file where everything lost goes.

I filed that shit in the hooper file.

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file size

When one is smuggling dope, the magnitude of attention a case would draw, as well as the risk involved in the situation, is referred to as the 'file size'. In relationship to 'low profile' or 'high profile'.

I have to keep the file size to a minimum, or else the document will never make it through the firewall.

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Cro-file

When ones profile resembles that of a cro-magnon man.

Katie: DAYUM.....see that mu-fucka with the cro-file?!?!?

Danny/Charlie: I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!

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X-files

When you are out on a date with someone.
Everything is fine then the discussion suddenly turns and your starts airing all the laundry of all their previous ex's because they are not quite over her last long string of ex's.

By the end of the date your are feeling like yup I am better being single...

The date: Yeah my last boyfriend/girlfriend did that and yeah you look like you are like all the rest.

me: Look I am out on a date I don't need to hear about your string of x-files...

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