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I can’t go out this weekend, the ex left our crotch fruit with me so she could go off with her new boyfriend.
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Cousins with the term drive by shooting , In which an individual runs by another pegging them with some sort of fruit
Officer:Can you name the person who did this to you?
Woman:No officer it was a complete run by fruiting! I couldn't see the watermelon got in the way!
If it has an apple, it also has a banana. A clever warning in this ever more gender ambiguous world. The 'apple' refers to a man's adam apple and the 'banana' refers to the penis. It is often proffered as a reminder to the heterosexual male out patrolling the dating waters. (The pun is a bonus)
Hey Dennis, I know you're looking for a rebound fling tonight but just be careful and heed the law of fruit.
the paofruit is a made up fruit in the game Kingdom Hearts. it is said that if you and one person you truely care about share the paopu then your destineys will be intwined together forever, no matter that.
if sora shared the paopu fruit with kairi, then their destinies would be intwined forever.
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A LGBTQ+ teen with a s/h addiction
Person 1: I’m gay and have a s/h addiction
Person 2: Oh! So, you’re also a fruit ninja?
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Dupont Circle in Washington, DC. The nickname is derived from the large gay population that lives in the neighborhood around the circle. A cultural center and destination for great dining and nightlife.
Yo, I was chilling at Dragonfly off the Fruit Loop.
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The act of a man tucking his genitals between his legs, then turning around so his buttocks face his audience. Generally, attention will be drawn to his genitals with the question "would anyone like a fruit sandwich?". The whole act is usually performed naked.
"Would you like a fruit sandwich?"
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