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rap video

1. A fucking insult to real hip-hop.

2. A ignorant nigga's or a wigger's visual dream: Half-naked models with no morals and no intelligence saturated in baby oil and shaking their asses; diamonds, platinum, and gold in abundance; name brand clothes in abundance, luxury sport cars usually owned by the record label or MTV, mansions that are probably owned by a family who was kicked out and paid to be sent away for a week just so the video could be shot in the house, computerized sparkles in order to make the bling more shiny...last but not least, so much money is put into these videos at the risk of senior citizens losing money for social security.

3. Any urban party where ghetto fabulous losers like to attend just so they can be seen in their leased Porsche (that they actually live in) wearing Gucci suits. These parties sell brands of alcohol seen in rap videos (see hypnotiq, alize, henessey), every girl that comes to these parties are dressed like video vixens, every guy is dressed like a bootleg hip-hop mogul, and then there is your random group of uber-losers dressed in white tees, fitted caps and ice cream gym shoes. These parties last 'til two or three in the morning and usually end with guys standing next to their cars in the parking lot in order to get girls' attention.

In other words: Pathetic, materialistic, poor-rich losers.

1. A music video is a music video. A rap video is a whole other category by itself.

2. The small Georgia town is $8 billion dollars in debt due to the cost of the rap video featuring Ludacris, TI, Ying Yang Twins, Lil' Wayne and Mike Jones. Now the residents are living in immense poverty, famine and depression. Some people even sold their children's organs in order to have a decent Thanksgiving dinner.

3. Radio Announcer: Everybody come down to the Grown&Sexy Dress2Sweat Freak-On, Friday night at Club Alize! Fellas 21 and up! Ladies get in free before 11! Come dress to impress! Don't come dress to depress!

Me: Your typical rap video party.

by twistedbabydoll August 18, 2007

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Video essayist

A term used by insecure and/or pretentious YouTubers who owe their fame and succes to posting YouTube clips but who think the term "YouTuber" is beneath them as soon as they publish a publish a book.

An extraordinary debut from Hugo Award finalist & video essayist Lindsay Ellis.

by Dehaene August 2, 2020

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Video gaymer

Anyone who prioritizes video games over real life. One who will turn down sex for gaming and usually has more online gaming friends than real friends.

Bob is such a video gaymer he only leaves his house for lubricant and gaming accessories.

He is such a video gaymer, he still lives with his mom. Maybe if a game comes out that requires a sexual interface he will finally get lucky.

by Saltine Nachos January 31, 2010

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video game

Something that you do for interactivity, not for looking at graphics. Who cares for graphics? Mario, Pac-Man, and Sonic are great and their graphics suck!

I like to play with a video game, not a DVD player.

by Rebal the Lorikeet June 1, 2005

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Deja Video

When watching an online video and the image of the thumbnail you clicked that directed you to the video appears.

"Hey Mark, are you sure this is the right video?"
"Yea dude, I just had Deja Video"

by A3DFXx November 10, 2007

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Spankwire Video

The most screwed up video surfing the internet at this moment. 2 Girls 1 Cup and BME Pain Olympics Combined are a mere fraction of how fucked up this video is.

It involves various clips of people mutilating their privates.

Scarred Person: Have you seen the Spankwire Video?
Innocent Friend: No, but i hear it is FUCKED up.
Scarred Person: I haven't slept in weeks...

by deejjj April 13, 2009

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video hofessional

1. a young girl present in numerous rap videos, often seen shaking her booty suggestively. Gets paid for her dancing, unilke regular video hoes

"Damn girl you know I am a video hofessional now, so I can afford Hennesy and Alize!"

by Rae Rae March 23, 2005

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