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A person that gives all of his attention to girls
Nivtz is such a simp! he always ditches us to talk to some hoes
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Someone who is taken advantage of by girls, thinking they will get action from them by ignoring everything else to help said girl.
“Elaina made Daniel look like a simp by using him to do her homework, even though she was dating another guy.”
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Any attention devoted to females one finds attractive that wouldnt otherwise be devoted is simping. This accounts for a baseline of human kindness which varies by person.
If a stranger has bike problems and I help him fix his bike, I was being a bro. If it was a hot girl, it wouldn’t be definitive proof of simping as the bro action prior makes for reasonable doubt.
Additionally, there is a simp to laid ratio because nobody ever got their dick wet without a little bit of simping. There is a ratio where a certain amount of simping can get you a certain amount of pussy. If one is simp efficient and gets laid a lot with minimal simping, they are tactically simping. If the opposite is the case, then they are a beta cuck simp.
Also let’s not forget finish line simping. If you are very close to getting laid, simping to get over the edge is understandable and generally encouraged.
“Jason took her out on an expensive date and didn’t get laid. What a beta cuck simp!”
“Bob only buys girls a drink at the bar, but it gets him laid often. That is what we call tactical simping.”
“Chad watched a romantic comedy movie he hates with her in her bed but it got him laid. That is some finish line simping.”
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A simp is a beta male that acts in a submissive/subservient manner to any woman for just a hint of the cooch. Common names for a simp include lachlan and billy.
“Who’s that guy holding that girls coat”
“Oh it’s Billy the simp!”
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A guy who feels intense emotions and acts mushy for a girl he’s probably only known for 3 months just because she she gave him some or he’s hoping to get some. But these days it’s a loosely used word and can reference anyone who even values or respects women.
X: I heard him on the phone with Jenny telling her she deserves the world.
Y: Bro he literally met her last week... He a Simp.
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Guy: I respect women and don’t objectify them.
Incel: SIMP!!!!!!
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