Same as No Nut November, except it's now in December. Can be shortened to DDD.
Guy 1: Finally I completed No Nut November.
Guy 2: Get ready for Dormant Dick December.
Guy 1: Oh fuck! I forgot.
Made up rhyme- but it is the same as slap ass October girls can have the whole month of December to kick guys dicks
Jenny-“omg it’s kick dick December!”
Anne- “let’s go kick some dick!”
Kick Dick December is a holiday all around the world, where you get to kick everyone between the legs throughout the month of December.
Me: Yo, my friend just collapsed and started crying because someone kicked him in the balls.
Someone: Oh, it’s fine. It’s Kick Dick December afterall.
Feel free to kick anyone’s dick free all December 😔
“Why’d you kick my dick bro?” “It’s kick dick December bro”
What Agent Smith calls a “killing spree”
GUYS! DON’T POUR BLACK FLEX SEAL ON YOURSELF! YOU’LL CAUSE DESTROY DICK DECEMBER DECADE!
Similar to No Nut November but for the girls. A whole month long on the last month of the year for us girls to deny dick.
Jonah: Lemme hit
Abbie: No it's Deny Dick December!
Jonah: What's that?
Abbie: I can't have dick for a month.
girls are not allowed to have any sort of interaction with a penis for the full month of december
boy: suck my weiner, wanna diddle around?, lets dry sex!
girl: i cant its decline dick december.