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When you have a stomach flu or ate to many hot wings the night before, and youre on the toilet so much that your pooping out things you have not eaten yet.
My stomach is so messed up lately ive been future pooping
A hot girl who is a future girlfriend or a future booty call
That girl that just walked by is a full-on future.
Future man is the opposite of an anachronism, therefore always hopelessly ahead of their time. Under appreciated and hard to ever really get to know because they are always one step ahead of you. Never interested in the news because they already know. Also, future mans always have a huge penis.
"Have you met future man?"
"No. Not yet."
Someone who isn't out of the closet yet but is obviously gay; A child that is obviously gay but is too young for it to be officially acknowledged.
Ronald: Thats the most effeminate straight guy I have ever met. Tony: Oh he's definitely not straight he's just future gay, give him some time.
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A person who when reaches age of 70 likes younger men.
Wow, joeys girlfriend looks like a future cougar
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Best Buy owned chain of electronics stores in Canada that rewards workers who disobey convention and screw around talking about the latest Britney Spears albums while they're supposed to be working, yet punishes hard working employees for being late once.
Store managers are also known to give employees instructions that are in violation of obvious safety signs placed near equipment in the warehouse.
This chain is a great place to go if you enjoy being heckled and pushed by salespeople who know nothing about the products they are supposedly experts about, and are overly concerned about pushing stupid sales plans on people, which anyone who doesn't drop kick the product the instant after getting home does not need.
Going to Future Shop? Save yourself the time and just give money to beggars on the street. At least beggars aren't trying to hide the fact that they aren't doing anything.
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that guy backtothefuture made the Schfifty Five video. its f**king ace!
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