I'd Let Her

shortened form of i'd let her touch my penis. this is said when a chick is hott

"shes pretty fucking cute. I'd let her"

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I'd shave for him

Similar to "I'd tap that". Meaning if the subject wanted to have sex or give oral, you would shave your vaginal area in order for it to happen.

A: "see the guy over there?"
B: "the one in the red shirt?"
A: "yeah.. I'd shave for him"

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I'd stick it in the pooper

To stick an item usually a penis inside another's butt; commonly found in most imageboards, forums, public restroom walls, 4chan, etc., also usually accompanied with the picture of an angry japanese man shouting into a phone.

A: "I just met this girl recently, but I don't know what to do with her. What should I do?"

B: "I'd stick it in the pooper."

C: "Stick it in her pooper!"

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I'd suck a cock

YRG basketball slang for making a bet that the shooter of the basketball would miss a shot.

Yourrage: I'd suck a cock if he hits that
*hits shot*

Yourrage: *screams intensively*

I'd turn around for that

... is a phrase stating that you feel something is worth your time and attention. The phrase stems from the concept of the popular television show The Voice, where judges had to turn their chairs around to express an interest in a particular singer.

me: Did you see the new girl?
my friend: I'd turn around for that!
me: Uh... good to know. So... she seems really cool.
my friend: ... (crickets)
me: Ok... So... what do you want to get for lunch. I was thinking about trying the new place on the corner of Baldwick.
my friend: I'd turn around for that!
me: STOP FUCKING SAYING THAT!

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'I'd eat carrots'

When a girl is so hott that you would eat carrots out of her butt.

Me: Yo that girl is so hot
Friend: Yeah man 'I'd eat carrots'
Me: Yeah dude, for days

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I'd do that for a dollar

A phrase started by Big Brother and America's player, Eric. As one of his many challenges, Eric had to say this phrase and get at least two or three people to start saying it to. Sometimes confused with, "I'd hit that", yet these phrases have complete different meanings. "I'd do that for a dollar" states that you will do something stupid (i.e jump naked into a lake when it's near below freezing outside) for one dollar.

"I'd do that for a dollar," Eric.
"Dude, I know him. He would do that for a dollar," Dick.

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