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An offensive threat to inflict damage on another person over the internet. Usually used by someone who despite years of internet usage still doesn't know the difference between Caps Lock and the Shift keys.
YEAH IM BACK AND WOULD LOVE TO CAPLOCK YOUR FACE ASSHOLE
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A universal comeback to any witty remark someone makes at your expense. Do not worry about context, because it makes sense in ANY context... always.
From Scrubs:
JD: ...if you bring sarcasm my way, baby, prepare to be stung!
Elliot: J.D.--
J.D.: So's your face.
Elliot: That doesn't even make any sense.
J.D.: "So's your face" always makes sense.
Carla: J.D., that's stupid.
J.D.: So's your face! I'm on fire! Heyoooo!
JD leaves victorious.
Laster that day:
Elliot: Oh, what's the matter, J.D., freezer got your tongue?
J.D.: That doesn't even make any sense!
Elliot: So's your face!
J.D.'s Thoughts: Dammit! Walked into that one!
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to take advantage of low interest rates to reconstruct one's face cost effectively
With the 1 year treasury rate so low, now would be a wonderfull time to refinance your face and get rid of that ugly dome.
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A terrible state of affairs where you become the ridicule of everyone around you. Nothing you say or do has any credibility, due to the ducks being in the way. An insult used to point out the victims insignificance. Often associated with being recklessly intoxicated.
Person A: "Now listen to me, it's a fact that...
Person B: : "Shut up! You've got ducks in your face!"
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When contracting all your face muscles at once in the hope that the person who witnesses it will never communicate with you again!
The witch Bianca threatened Rahhman by telling him to "shush your face" so Rahhman called the witch's bluff, and shushed his face in front of her in the attempt that he would never have to talk to her again. Unfortunately, it was just a dream, Rahhman never shushed his face to the girl that loves him the most and to this day Rahhman and Bianca share a very poisonous friendship that will carry on happily ever after.
A warm greeting among family and friends to ask about their well being. Phrased is used when you want to know more information than just "good" or "bad."
Mom: Hi son, how's your face?
Son: Pretty good, I got a raise at work today. How's your face?
Mom: Not bad, I finished my Christmas shopping today.
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The ultimate comeback, because really, who would want it to be their face? Answer: NO ONE. This snazzy phrase often leaves the victims speechless, weeping or just plain confused.
Asshole: Hey FAG those pants look like spandex!
Fag: So's your face.
Asshole: *in shock*
Elderly Lady: Excuse me young lady but you have to pay for that!
Teenager: So's your face.
Elderly Lady: *passes out*
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