Thumb-Five

The act of slapping your thumb with another person's thumb discreetly in order to avoid the embarrassing looks that are often associated with High-Fives.

Anna: I was so happy I really wanted to give him a High-five but I didn't want to make myself look like a fool in front of Eric.

Clay: Dude, you should have given him a thumb-five. No one would have known.

take five

Age old colloquial way of saying relax, take it easy. Five means five minutes presumably.

Too much pressure writing definitions, gotta take five!

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deadmau five

How I still say deadmau5, even though I know it's suppose to be "dead mouse"

"Dude I love deadmau five!"

"You're an idiot..."

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sci-five

To high five someone whilst affecting the Vulcan Live Long and Prosper hand.

Person A: Dude, you'll never guess who I saw on the street today. T'Pau from Enterprise. For realsies!
Person B: No way! You have to hit this, brother.
(Sci-five ensues)

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red five

n.
1. The call sign of Luke Skywalker's X-wing in the Death Star battle of the first Star Wars film
2. The sexual act of fisting a girl while on her period

v.
1. accomplishing an impressive, improbable feat (most likely without the use of a computer targeting system)
2. performing the 'red five' sexual routine.

"Red five, standing by!"
--Quoted from Star Wars

"He totally just red fived that beer pong shot! He made it from across the room! It was one in a million!"

"Damn, just red fived my girlfriend last night, and now I've got all this dried blood under my fingernails. Gross!"

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nine to five

Its used as a verb. It is what you actually do when you get to work. Many jobs have fancy names like Assistant executive vice-president to the blind foundation of excellence, but people dont know what that means, so you ask them, "whats your nine to five?" and they tell you if they sit at a desk, or do they write papers? are they walking around supervising people? what does the person actually do all day, the actual 9am to 5pm shift, what are they doing specifically?

"whats your "nine to five?"

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for five cents

A euphemism for "for fuck's sake".

"For five cents! Jim is late again!"