Random
Source Code
Random
Basic Bitch is a term often used to call a female that doesn't have unique personality and looks pretty much like all the other basic bitches (In most cases she is spoiled). Basic bitch is also a subtype of a Thot. She often thinks she is different from the others and that she has exciting life like no one else does, but she is just having the same exact life like all the other Basic bitches. Insted of being different and unique she's just following popular trends such as:
-Having newest iPhone
-Going to Starbucks (or McDonalds) and putting it on Snapchat story
-Using dog filter
-Wearing leggins even tho they never worked out
-Using a bunch of Make up so no one knows how she really looks
-Often wears push-ups so her breasts could look bigger (but she doesnt like when someone looks at them)
-Hanging out with other basic bitches
-Wears Vans, Adidas, Calving Klein (often is underwear), Tommy Hilfiger, Timblerlands and other trendy brands
-Usually has private Instagram account where she does "crazy" or "edgy" things
*Guy1 and Guy2 talk about finding GFs*
Guy1: What you think about that girl Clara? She seems cute.
Guy2: Dont be with her, I've heard she's Basic Bitch.
23👍 2👎
Refers to white female with the sexual prowess of a dead fish and the intelligence of a retarded sheep who only has sexual interest in black men.
She is such a basic sheep. That Basic Sheep had to pay him to have sex with her.
She is your run of the mill white girl that has no identity of her own. She has no redeeming unique qualities...think of her as being like a cracker-jack house in a middle class neighborhood. Whatever is popular, she is into it whether she likes it or not personally.
If you go into Aeropostale at the mall you will see so many basic girls.
430👍 109👎
A “Basic girl” is a girl who probably shops at Brandy Melville, Goes to Starbucks almost everyday, Owns Vans or Nike Air Forces, Has loads of scrunchies and has an addiction to Starbucks.
Girl 1: Oh my god did you see that girl taking a picture of her Starbucks drink?
Girl 2: Yeah, she’s such a Basic Girl
45👍 8👎
A game deciding to suck the life out of you by combining the monotony of school with the frustration of rage games.
Joe: hey have you played baldi's basics?
Bob: Screw that.
27👍 4👎
A guy who describes himself as a Chairman and CEO entrepreneur, but is really just an exterminator that owns his own car (Blue Beetle).
Can you believe that guy we met last night at Applebee’s that ordered a Long Island iced tea?! He’s such a basic Mitch.
18👍 2👎
Poetry is simple, i will break it down in 3 parts, the opening , the middle and last and probably least the ending. The opening is arguably the most important part as here you are able to show how truly white and privileged you are so you attract all the 40 year old women reading your work and make them think that your bullshit is very deep and is so emotionally dense. Start with something like "And I therefore I am so" or " Because I could not stop for Death" or something that makes absolutely no sense is nowadays common English but people insist on writing like this to make the readers life more difficult. The middle part of your poem is important too, you should just take the scenario of your favourite porn films and use high level vocabulary to express your self so that the readers (mainly 40 year old white women) will think its peak romance. The ending is useless as no one is going to finish your poem, any potential non 40 year old white woman will have left by now or slept, and only the most elite of white 40 year old women are able to sustain as such, just write about some how the male of your romantic poem died or something I really don't care
Poem: "And I i will so be it in Rome I will suck you off Petrissa"
Whitest of women: "This is the best poetry I have ever witnessed, Poetry Basics really helped me appreciate this art more"